Category Archives: Women jokes

What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes … Continue reading →

QUESTION: What’s the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

QUESTION: What is the difference between a “Battery” and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman’s means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. “Now what should I do?” His mother has an idea. “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite … Continue reading →

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. “Honey,” she said to her husband, “when I get my way, that’s a compromise.” “What is it when I get my way?” he was … Continue reading →

A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband’s trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait … Continue reading →

A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: “Of course sleep … Continue reading →

Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn’t mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn’t complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and … Continue reading →