Category Archives: Women jokes
What’s worse than a
What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
If your dog is
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
How do you
How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.
How do you know when a
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
Boy: Do you have fever?
Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
Smart man +
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage’
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!
Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it take to
Q: How many ‘Real Women’ does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A ‘Real Woman’ would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Q: Which is easier for a man to
Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.