Category Archives: Witch jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !

What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don’t bite any witches !

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !

What’s the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !

Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !

What is a witch’s favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

Is it good to drink witch’s brew? Yes, it’s very newt tricious!