Category Archives: Weather jokes
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
What are the hottest days during
What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days
Q:What did the tornado say to the car?
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)
It only rains twice a
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Jill: How did you find
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
Q: What’s the difference between a horse
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.
Q. What’s the
Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!
Q. What did one tornado say to the
Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”