Category Archives: Waiter jokes

Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he’s in here every night !

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !

Waiter, I can’t eat this meat, it’s crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !

Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !

Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!