Category Archives: Vampire jokes

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Posted on February 16, 2009 by admin

What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

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Why did the vampire go crazy

Posted on February 15, 2009 by admin

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a

Posted on February 13, 2009 by admin

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat

Posted on February 12, 2009 by admin

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up

Posted on February 11, 2009 by admin

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !

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What is the best way to talk to a

Posted on February 10, 2009 by admin

What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

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What does a vampire take for a

Posted on February 9, 2009 by admin

What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

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Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?

Posted on February 8, 2009 by admin

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they’re always out for blood!

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with

Posted on February 6, 2009 by admin

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting

Posted on February 5, 2009 by admin

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !

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