Category Archives: Telephone jokes
Why are there so many Johnson
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.
How that we are engaged I hope you’ll give
How that we are engaged I hope you’ll give me a ring. Of course. What’s your phone number ?’
What kind of music do phones love to hear?
What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony’
How does a baboon make phone calls?
How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. “Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?” asked the psychiatrist. “As a matter of fact, I do,” said … Continue reading
What do you get if you cross a phone with a
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!
How does a baritone make phone calls?
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!
How does a football player make phone calls?
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
When does a horse talk on the phone?
When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!