Category Archives: Sport jokes

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot

Posted on June 10, 2008 by admin

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !

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Why were the two managers sitting

Posted on June 7, 2008 by admin

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !

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Why do managers bring suitcases

Posted on June 6, 2008 by admin

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final

Posted on June 4, 2008 by admin

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !

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Which insect didn’t play well in goal ?

Posted on June 3, 2008 by admin

Which insect didn’t play well in goal ? The fumble bee !

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Why didn’t the dog want to play football

Posted on June 2, 2008 by admin

Why didn’t the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !

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How do hens encourage their football teams

Posted on June 1, 2008 by admin

How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack

Posted on May 31, 2008 by admin

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !

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What lights up a football stadium ?

Posted on May 29, 2008 by admin

What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

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What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Posted on May 27, 2008 by admin

What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !

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