Category Archives: Spelling jokes

Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?” After a … Continue reading →

THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, … Continue reading →

Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !

Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”

How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t “That’s not how the dictionary spells it” “You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”

Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T’

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).

Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y’s)

How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).