Category Archives: Snake jokes

So glad to meet you said the Hindu politely

Posted on March 10, 2009 by admin

So glad to meet you said the Hindu politely ? “Charmed I’m sure “, replied the snake !

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What’s long, green and goes hith ?

Posted on March 9, 2009 by admin

What’s long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his

Posted on March 8, 2009 by admin

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !

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What do you call a snake who works for the

Posted on March 7, 2009 by admin

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

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What do you give a sick snake ?

Posted on March 6, 2009 by admin

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

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What did the snake say when

Posted on March 5, 2009 by admin

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don’t asp me !

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Why did the viper, viper nose ?

Posted on March 4, 2009 by admin

Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a

Posted on March 3, 2009 by admin

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !

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What song to snakes like to sing ?

Posted on March 2, 2009 by admin

What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !

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What’s a snakes favourite flower ?

Posted on March 1, 2009 by admin

What’s a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

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