Category Archives: School jokes

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That’s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school’

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!

Teacher: What’s 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!

TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !

Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn’t afford a dog.