Category Archives: Salesmen jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Rugs and kisses!

Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.

Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.” Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.

Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.

Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says “Made in Cleveland.” Salesman: Haven’t you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?’

Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.

Policeman: Why didn’t you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. “What kind of salesman are you?” the boss scolded. “Get … Continue reading →

The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied “It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told … Continue reading →

One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object. “What is that?” Mikey asked. “It’s a thermos,” the salesman replied. … Continue reading →