Category Archives: Religious jokes

Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.

Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.

Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out.

Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he’s in serious financial trouble. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the synagogue and begins to … Continue reading →

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.