Category Archives: Religious jokes

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the … Continue reading →

A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out … Continue reading →

Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, ‘Mike, you wait here, I’m going to run in for confession, it’s been a long time’. Pat enters the confessional and says,’ Father forgive … Continue reading →

There’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. … Continue reading →

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s … Continue reading →

Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. “I didn’t sleep with my wife before I was married,” said one clergyman self-righteously, “Did you?” “I don’t know,” said the other. “What was her maiden name?”

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, “I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of … Continue reading →

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.