Category Archives: Old age jokes

Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?” “I can’t tell. There are too many wrinkles.”

Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing “fairly well” for his age. A little concerned about that comment, Edgar couldn’t resist asking the doctor, “Do … Continue reading →

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they … Continue reading →

An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 18-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor … Continue reading →

Grandma, why dont you drink tea anymore? “I don’t like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat.”

My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.

Why is it easy to break in to an old man’s house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.

How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we’ve had him a long time.

Fred: I haven’t slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Why’s that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in plaster and told her she shouldn’t walk upstairs. You should hear the row when she climbs … Continue reading →