Category Archives: Music jokes

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have … Continue reading →

One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s sticks. The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!”

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!

Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.

Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

What’s musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he’d already done the sharps and flats.

Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.

What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel’s Water Music.