Category Archives: Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It’s not a bulb, it’s a globe.

Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say “I could’ve done that.”

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. “How’d the meeting go?” asks the first guy. “It went great,” says his buddy. “Tarentino will write and direct … Continue reading →

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus – readers !

What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself’

What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.