Category Archives: Mouse jokes

What is a mouse’s favourite game ?

Posted on May 1, 2008 by admin

What is a mouse’s favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

Posted on April 30, 2008 by admin

How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !

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What’s gray and furry on

Posted on April 29, 2008 by admin

What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !

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Hickory hickory dock.

Posted on April 28, 2008 by admin

Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries

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What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Posted on April 27, 2008 by admin

What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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What do angry rodents send each other at

Posted on April 26, 2008 by admin

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !

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Who is king of all the mice ?

Posted on April 25, 2008 by admin

Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Posted on April 24, 2008 by admin

What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

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What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in

Posted on April 23, 2008 by admin

What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !

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What goes eek, eek, bang?

Posted on April 22, 2008 by admin

What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !

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