Category Archives: Money jokes

Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(‘He wanted cold hard cash!)

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the … Continue reading →

Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He’s so happy that he’s giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.”

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. “Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.” “What’s the problem?” “When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to … Continue reading →

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money’s tight these days!

How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets’

What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !

Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.