Category Archives: Military jokes

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Q: What is Iraq’s national bird ? A: Duck

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.

Q: “How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?” A: “We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.”

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.

Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off … Continue reading →