Category Archives: Letter jokes

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won’t send them.

What did the stamp say to the envelope? “I’ve become attached to you.”

What did the envelope say to the stamp? “Stick with me and we’ll go places.”

What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.

What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .