Category Archives: Letter jokes
Have you ever seen a duchess?
Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes – it’s the same as an English “s”
Why is the letter “t” so important to a stick
Why is the letter “t” so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.
Which two letters are
Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K’
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma’s very deaf, so I’m writing very loudly.
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning,
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. “What’s the matter?” asked her companion. “Oh dear,” sobbed Auntie, “It’s my favorite nephew. He’s got three feet.” “Three feet?” exclaimed her friend. … Continue reading
What two letters do you say when you
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO
What letters are not in the alphabet?
What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!
Who does Dracula get letters from?
Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
His girlfriend returned all his letters.
His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them “second class male !”