Category Archives: King Kong jokes

Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn’t like Chinese food.