Archive for the 'Internet jokes' Category

Do you want some help using the Internet,

Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.

Can you show me how to

Can you show me how to use the Internet? I’d better - otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.

What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet

What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences of [...]

What kind of doctor fixes broken

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

What do internet football fans sing?

What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!

Who’s the chief of the

Who’s the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!

Who writes all his plays on the

Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare.

Who looks after the EuroDisney

Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse.

Who is the most popular

Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter.