Category Archives: Insect jokes
Two fleas where running across the top of a
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? “Why are we running so fast ?” said one Because it says “Tear along the dotted line”
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !
How do you find where a flea has bitten you
How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !
What is the difference between a flea and a
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
How do you start an insect race ?
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea – go
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !
What kind of
What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !
What does a bee say before it
What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !