Category Archives: Humor jokes

Where did the fortune-teller go on her

Posted on August 8, 2008 by admin

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

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What did one rock pool say to the other rock

Posted on August 7, 2008 by admin

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.

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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because

Posted on August 6, 2008 by admin

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

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What do you call a tube with a degree? A

Posted on August 5, 2008 by admin

What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

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Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I

Posted on August 4, 2008 by admin

Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!

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Question: What goes up and never comes

Posted on August 3, 2008 by admin

Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

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Q. What is the bigest pencil

Posted on August 2, 2008 by admin

Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania

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Q. Why did the belt go to jail?

Posted on August 1, 2008 by admin

Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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Q. Have you heard the latest

Posted on July 31, 2008 by admin

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

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Q. What did

Posted on July 30, 2008 by admin

Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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