Category Archives: Humor jokes
Big Louie the
Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in another part of the country. During that time he had … Continue reading
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see? “Well, I see thousands of … Continue reading
There
There was a guy walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running … Continue reading
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see … Continue reading
How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You
How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon
Mad men are given a test to prove they are
Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and … Continue reading
Which painter always had a very bad cold?
Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A.
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn’t have the guts too
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots? A: Because
Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots? A: Because they’ll melt.