Category Archives: Halloween jokes

What do rednecks do on

Posted on August 31, 2008 by admin

What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

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What kind of protozoa likes

Posted on August 30, 2008 by admin

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

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Why aren’t burgers the

Posted on August 29, 2008 by admin

Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on

Posted on August 28, 2008 by admin

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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How do you get the most apples when bobbing

Posted on August 27, 2008 by admin

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

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What do witches eat at Halloween

Posted on August 25, 2008 by admin

What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !

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What is a childs’s favourite type of

Posted on August 24, 2008 by admin

What is a childs’s favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween

Posted on August 23, 2008 by admin

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

Posted on August 22, 2008 by admin

How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween

Posted on August 21, 2008 by admin

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!

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