Category Archives: Halloween jokes

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!

What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!

Q: What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light’s witch !

At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she … Continue reading →