Category Archives: Hair and bald jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair

Posted on October 26, 2008 by admin

What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !

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I want a hair cut please.

Posted on October 25, 2008 by admin

I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !

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What kind of hair do oceans have

Posted on October 24, 2008 by admin

What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !

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What should you buy if your

Posted on October 23, 2008 by admin

What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit

Posted on October 22, 2008 by admin

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why was the lady’s hair

Posted on October 21, 2008 by admin

Why was the lady’s hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Posted on October 20, 2008 by admin

How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.

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If the Pilgrims came over on the

Posted on October 19, 2008 by admin

If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.

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For what person do all men take off

Posted on October 18, 2008 by admin

For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.

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What do you call a high-priced barber

Posted on October 17, 2008 by admin

What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.

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