Category Archives: Hair and bald jokes

There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or departed’

A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, “What will it be today?” Guy says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of … Continue reading →

A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. “It has more vitamin C than an orange,” she … Continue reading →

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair” Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.” The guy walked by … Continue reading →

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !

How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !