Category Archives: Gorilla jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don’t really know – but they’re NUTS about him!

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle – even a blackboard jungle!

Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement’s headline enticed him – See Ape-les and die!

Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!

Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!