Category Archives: Gorilla jokes
Q: What do you get when you put an
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
A man walks outside to his car for work, when
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who’s a gorilla … Continue reading
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
A gorilla was
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master. The gorilla walked off pleased. … Continue reading
Why do primates do so
Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight – and monkeyshines!
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!