Category Archives: Ghost jokes

What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.

What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!

What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? “Don’t get your sheets dirty!”