Category Archives: Ghost jokes

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.

Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day? A booquet of flowers.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.

When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.