Category Archives: Funny jokes – 50 best jokes

Q: Why don’t blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. … Continue reading →

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The … Continue reading →

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can … Continue reading →

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I’m Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. … Continue reading →

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and … Continue reading →

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, … Continue reading →

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on … Continue reading →