Category Archives: Funny jokes – 50 best jokes

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, “You certainly will, and you’ll probably beat her too!”

Does killing time damage eternity?’

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, “I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.” Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time … Continue reading →

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, … Continue reading →

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. “You’ve got to help me! There’s a giant gray thing in my yard, and it’s pulling apples off the tree with its tail!” “What’s he doing with … Continue reading →

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next … Continue reading →

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see? “Well, I see thousands of … Continue reading →