Category Archives: Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a

Posted on March 10, 2008 by admin

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

Posted on March 9, 2008 by admin

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Posted on March 8, 2008 by admin

What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new?

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Why did the toad become a

Posted on March 7, 2008 by admin

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.

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What did one frog say.to the other?

Posted on March 6, 2008 by admin

What did one frog say.to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!

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What do you call a rich frog?

Posted on March 5, 2008 by admin

What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.

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Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ?

Posted on March 4, 2008 by admin

Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !

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Where do you get frogs eggs ?

Posted on March 3, 2008 by admin

Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats

Posted on March 2, 2008 by admin

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

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What happens if you eat a hot frog ?

Posted on March 1, 2008 by admin

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You’ll croak in no time !

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