Category Archives: Frog jokes
What do you call a rich frog ?
What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !
I’d like a new frog, please.
I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
Q: What do you call a frog
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
A librarian was quietly working when three
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later … Continue reading
Once upon a time, a
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss … Continue reading
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that?” asked Mr. … Continue reading
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
What does a
What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
Q: How did the frog cross the
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.