Category Archives: Food jokes

What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.

What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.

Camper: There’s something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don’t tell me. I’m not a veterinarian.

A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. ‘Would you like a cherry on the top ?’ … Continue reading →

What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? “Hey, what’s eating you?”

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need … Continue reading →

What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? “He’s a real fun guy [fungi].”

Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.