Category Archives: Fishing jokes

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing

Posted on December 24, 2008 by admin

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!

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What kind of a fish does

Posted on December 23, 2008 by admin

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!

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Where do you go to meet the

Posted on December 22, 2008 by admin

Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn’t matter – any old plaice will do.

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How do you post a fish?

Posted on December 21, 2008 by admin

How do you post a fish? You send it COD … or first bass mail

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What do you call a man

Posted on December 20, 2008 by admin

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

Posted on December 19, 2008 by admin

Why are fish no good at tennis? They don’t like to get too close to the net!

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How did the fish’s tail get stuck in

Posted on December 19, 2008 by admin

How did the fish’s tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!

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What’s the best way to catch a fish?

Posted on December 17, 2008 by admin

What’s the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an

Posted on December 16, 2008 by admin

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Posted on December 14, 2008 by admin

What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring…herring, herring…herring, herring.

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