Category Archives: Fishing jokes

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the … Continue reading →

Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !

What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish

How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.

What is a knight’s favourite fish? A swordfish!