Category Archives: Firefighter jokes

During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had … Continue reading →

A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got … Continue reading →

Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop…suddenly the Town’s Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, “Hey, Tom, I didn’t know you were a fireman!” Tom replied, “I’m not, … Continue reading →

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so … Continue reading →

What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? “Holy smoke!”

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.

All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They’re even “fast” asleep!

Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.