Category Archives: Firefighter jokes
How many firemen does it take
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four – three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
A man calls the fire
A man calls the fire department and says, “Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.” “Very nice,” the firefighter … Continue reading
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: “You can’t park anywhere near this place!”
After the
After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador’s costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape … Continue reading
The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. “Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!” “The cups man! Save the cups!” cries George. “Uh, the fire hasn’t spread to the canteen yet, sir.”
Q: What word begins with the letter “F”
Q: What word begins with the letter “F” and ends in “UCK”? A: FIRETRUCK.
Q. A fireman had
Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb’
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the … Continue reading
A firefighter died and went to hell where
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? “That’s easy, each time … Continue reading
Q. What does CHAOS stand
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.