Category Archives: Face jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

What is the hottest part of a man’s face? His sideburns.

Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you’re so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!

My teacher’s got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes – it’s green and wrinkly !

How did your mom know you hadn’t washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.

You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.