Category Archives: Elephant jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.

Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.

How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn’t chicken !

Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can’t remember long stories !

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !