Category Archives: E-mail jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why do church bells never send e-mails? They’d rather give each other a ring.

Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, ‘What’s up, Doc? What’s up, Doc?’ Check for bugs in your system.