Category Archives: Dog jokes

What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Posted on March 25, 2009 by admin

What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

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What dog wears contact lenses ?

Posted on March 24, 2009 by admin

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

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What is a dog’s favourite food ?

Posted on March 23, 2009 by admin

What is a dog’s favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !

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What is a dog’s favourite sport ?

Posted on March 22, 2009 by admin

What is a dog’s favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

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What do you call an alcoholic dog ?

Posted on March 21, 2009 by admin

What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

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What do dogs have that

Posted on March 20, 2009 by admin

What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a

Posted on March 19, 2009 by admin

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don’t know but I’ll join in if it laughs !

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a

Posted on March 18, 2009 by admin

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !

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What kind of dog sounds

Posted on March 17, 2009 by admin

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a

Posted on March 16, 2009 by admin

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars – and catches them !

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