Category Archives: Dog jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can’t drive !

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !

What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !

When does a dog go “moo” ? When it is learning a new language !

How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it’s nose !

Why is it called a “litter” of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !

What’s a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !