Category Archives: Divorce jokes

Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.

Question: What’s the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.

Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he’d stepped out “for a beer” on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.

Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.

Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.

A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, “Judge, we want a divorce.” The judge says, “You’ve been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait … Continue reading →

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.

Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it’s worth it.

A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: “May I help you?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces”. Attorney: “Well do you have any grounds?” Hillbilly: “Yea, I got about a … Continue reading →

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares … Continue reading →